One3y3jack and The Shells – Trollflakes

One3y3jack and The Shells – Trollflakes

TROLLFLAKES

Curb stomp the trolls
You don’t have to wait
Never hesitate
Dox them
Wreck them

Always hiding in their socks
Holding on their tiny dongs
Hiding by the back door

Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Earth shape agents
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Put them in the trash can
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Get a real job man

With their backs up to the wall
They cry just like little girls
Better run home to your mom

Laughing at the flatballed trolls
Funny how they dish it out but they can’t take a joke

Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Try to make us look bad
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, snowflakes
What a fucking p.o.s. man
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
They are snowflakes

Dox out the nasty trolls
Stomp them on the curb
If you want to know,
Got to flush them trolls down the toilet bowl

Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Government agents
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Throw ‘em in the garbage can
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
You’re a piece of shit man

Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
You don’t autohoax man
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
Put them in the trash can
Trollflakes, flat earth fakes, pizza snakes
They are snowflakes

One3y3jack & the Shells – Death to the Ball (Requiem in E minor)

One3y3jack & the Shells – Death to the Ball (Requiem in E minor)

Death to the Ball.

It’s death to the ball.
It’s death to the ball, we’re seeking.

Death to the ball.
Death to the ball, we are seeking.

They’re going to lose it all.
Babylon is going to fall.
The beast stole God with the ball.

May it rest in pieces.

We’re not spinning through space,
or flying throught the Milky Way,
not unless you are on some kick ass drugs.

Water always levels out.
Oceans can’t curve around a ball.

Stars always stay on the same course year after year.
Einstein was a turd.
Hawking is a fraud.
NASA is a hoax.
Coriolis is a bunch of bull.

Take a look with your own eyes.

It’s the end of the ball.
You know they’re going to lose it all.
Babylon is falling.
Flat earth people everywhere.

There’s no room for the ball.
Requiem for the ball.
It’s all over now.
Babylon is going to fall.

Babylon is falling.

May it rest in pieces.
music and lyrics by Jack Oberhansli
FLAT EARTH MUSIC EVERYWHERE!

GLOBEXIT

Pope Elon by One3y3jack & the World of Shells

Pope Elon by one3y3jack & the World of Shells

Did you drive your car to Mars?
Do you sell fake space?
Hiding behind Tesla’s name,
afraid the sheep will wake.

Pople Elon, Pope Elon

Will you save us from our sins?
Will you help us to begin?
to build a place we can call home,
a Mars colony of our own.

Pople Elon

Playing a g.a.m.e. with all the souls
who don’t know
deception is your name.

Pope Elon